"This month: More blood than The Shining (1980)."

🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 "Brutal opening scene, with a horrifying twist mid-month."

💬 Kyle: "Damn, you’re going through *Evil Dead 2013* levels of pain."

"Comparable to Kill Bill Vol. 1 in intensity."

🩸🩸🩸🩸 "The action is nonstop, but at least there's a light ending."

💬 Sarah: "So true. Day 3 hits like *Final Destination* level anxiety."

"A gentle experience. More *Psycho shower scene* than *Saw*."

🩸🩸🩸 "Slow start, barely noticeable climax."

💬 Josephine: "Must be nice. Mine’s *28 Days Later*."